The Lion King

Beautiful sunset at Kidepo National Park (trees <3)

Theme tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwSKkKrUzUk

I have just realised all my blog posts are about working, and I’m giving somewhat of a false impression about my time here. I do in fact spend my weekends hunting lions.

My first experience of wildlife here was on a day trip to a hotel called Chobe in Murchison falls, two hours west of Gulu last month. After a long hard week at work I went with a few friends from Lacor/Gulu to enjoy the infinity pool overlooking the Nile and hoped to spot a few elephants. We got a whole lot more than we bargained for.

Giraffes at Murchison

Firstly, not two minutes after we drove into the park, we came across a big group of giraffes of all shapes and sizes (all very tall obviously). Naturally our driver completely disregarded the rules about staying on the track, and drove our minivan into the clearing. They stood around and watched us pretty uninterestedly, munched on trees, as if we were just another part of the wildlife collection in Murchison. A big four wheeled, ten headed primate perhaps.

Nelly

After taking a few hasty photos we moved onwards through the park. About five minutes later we actually had a major disaster resulting in the untimely death of a small suicidal baboon who jumped in front of our van (moving at 10km/hour).  This is not something I am proud of, but in the interest of full disclosure (and hoping nobody from the Ugandan wildlife authority reads this – unlikely) we had to hide the evidence because of the $500 fine that is imposed on anyone who kills an animal in the park. John* (not his real name) got out of the van, confirmed the diagnosis of death and threw the baboon into the bushes. Unfortunately he had a shite aim so our driver had to relocate the body to somewhere where it was not actually visible. RIP Baboon. Unfortunately this happens frequently enough in the parks as they cross the roads.

Although somewhat shook, we didn’t let that incident completely dampen our spirits. We got to Chobe and were not disappointed by the pool and the views. We had a stroll around the shores of the Nile, full of hippopotamuses hiding from us, a huge crocodile and found an elephant watering hole. Surrounded by hippos, this elephant was just catching a few rays and drinking some water, minding his own business. Apparently later that day loads more elephants joined him and they had a group bath!

We spent the day relaxing at Chobe by the pool before returning back to Gulu. Having whet my safari appetite, I decided to join almost the same group going to Kidepo national park the following weekend. We had all sorts of fantasies about camping out in the wild and toasting marshmallows by the fire. But it soon dawned on us that it is rainy season here - torrential rain, at least once a day (I'll have to write an entire post on the rain - it is insane). 

Our trusty jeep at Kidepo!

Anyway we set sail for Kidepo at 6AM on a Saturday morning. Sarah* (her real name) had asked a driver from work called David to bring us there and back. We set off in high spirits, determined not to kill any animals (and to allay any reader anxiety, we succeeded - no more animals were harmed in the making of this post). The journey only took five hours, much shorter than we had anticipated, given the road conditions in this part of the country. We reached the park early in the day, had a picnic lunch outside and made our way to our lodgings - small little bandas (thatched huts) located within the grounds of the park. At this point I feel it is necessary to point out that by the time we reached the bandas, we had all developed a Stage 5 peanut butter addiction. And I may as well get it off my chest that between five of us we managed to polish off an entire 600g jar of PB within the 24 hours we were allowed to be in the national park. Alarming. 

Oh, just another tree I fancied

So on Saturday evening we took our own car around the park to do a bit of preliminary animal spotting, having reserved a formal game drive for the following morning. Unfortunately it is rainy season here in Uganda, which means that the animals don't congregate easily at sparse watering holes as there is water everywhere. This makes the landscape more lush, but makes it more difficult to find the fauna. I did get quite a bit of slagging for my fondness for the flora. Seriously though, the trees are incredible against the backdrop of hundreds of miles of safari plains! Oh there I go again. 

Angry buffalo on his toblerone

We kept our eyes peeled while driving around, listening to Whitney Houston on the stereo (not joking, turns out David is a big fan of the power ballads). Apparently buffalo are rare. Not in Kidepo they're not. We must have seen THOUSANDS. At one point on the game drive on Sunday morning we came across a group of few hundred at least. Our guide explained that buffalos are apparently half blind and half deaf. So when our car was near them they could sort of hear and see us, but after a few seconds they started backing away en masse after smelling us. This did nothing for our self esteem but it was bizarre to see a huge herd of animals take around 15 seconds to register our presence. #playingitcool

Angry buffalos in large intimidating group

Apparently buffalos can travel in herds of over a thousand, though when they get older they are sometimes shunned from the herd and have to go it alone. Solo buffalo are supposed to be super aggressive. Someone on our trip suggested the old rejected buffalos should hang out together, rather like a retirement home. Seems reasonable, I can't believe they haven't come up with it yet.

Waterbucks Kidepo

As we drove through the park we spotted lots of warthogs, waterbucks and zebra. We went back to the bandas for some beauty sleep for our game drive on Sunday morning.

Cheetaaaaaaah

On Sunday morning we arose before dawn, pitch black outside. It was freezin. And drizzling. We were not in top form when it started pouring rain as we were about to start our drive in an open safari jeep. Undeterred (and determined to find lions) we insisted on proceeding against the advice of our guide. I would say the first hour we saw very little - the fog and rain were so dense we could have been passing herds of elephants and wouldn't have known. We were soaked to the skin. We were absolutely convinced we were driving by all the animals in the park and we would never find a lion. And then the rain stopped and we could see. More importantly, we saw... A CHEETAH! The guide said there are maybe only five in the entire park, he has seen one a handful of times and the little cutie decided to cross in front of our jeep and posed for pictures. We literally felt like we had won the lottery. We all sat in the car, completely transfixed and willed it not to move as we took a few pictures to remember the moment. I genuinely am not a cat person but that cat was gorgeous.

The Zebras as the fog lifted at Kidepo

We were in such high spirits after that it gave us new gusto to search for more. Around 8.30AM the really dense fog suddenly lifted and we started to see a horizon. I cannot even begin to describe the vastness of these African plains. Well actually according to Wikipedia, Kidepo spans over 1442 square kilometers and this only includes the part of the park that is in Uganda (much more is in South Sudan). With so much land to cover it makes seeing so many animals an incredible feat for a mornings driving! I think of all the animals we saw on Sunday morning, the zebras were probably my favourite - not because they're the most rare or the most dangerous but because they are so stylish. And I think they know it.

Foggy dew

Lioness

 Having seen the cheetah we all agreed we could go home happy. We had come in search of lions, but frankly by 9.30 we had given up hope as we knew they hunted at dawn. We actually couldn't believe our luck (nor Amy's eyesight) when she spotted a lioness in the bushes. She was so well concealed we actually had driven past and had to reverse. Again, we were all a bit stunned for a minute before taking dozens of pictures, hoping she would move or roar and then IMMEDIATELY regretting those hopes as she stood up 10m from our truck and started asserting herself. Or perhaps yawning. It was pretty intimidating.

We actually almost drove on, but then our guide luckily pointed out that there was a second lion in the bush beside her - again hidden away and so well concealed it is no wonder we hadn't seen him sooner.

Lion

Naturally emboldened by god-knows-what and feeling very brave at this point, we drove off road to get a better view. Sure enough there was a 'teenage' lion lounging in the shade of the bush, completely unperturbed by our arrival. Not in the slightest bit interested in eating us which was a major plus. 

Between the two of them they were an amazing sight. We think mother and son. I actually cannot believe we got so close. I think Sarah and Stuy pretty much died of happiness.  I mean short of seeing Mufasa holding up Simba to the sun we lived the Lion King experience. We drove out of the park that day one happy happy bunch. 

So having seen elephant, lion and buffalo, it only leaves the leopard and rhino of the African Big 5. So much to see SO LITTLE TIME!

Zebras up to their old tricks